I’m sorry if you came to my website in the last few days and saw a malware warning. All of my websites were hacked, but everything has been cleaned up, passwords have been changed, etc.
During this adventure, I have discovered that two of the top 10 search terms people use to find my website are “today I’m sad” and… drumroll… “vanilla ice penis“. I… what? I don’t think I’ve even said the word “penis” on this blog before. Until now! Vanilla ice penis searchers, welcome! I hope you find what you’re looking for!
For the sad people, I offer this: