I’m sorry if you came to my website in the last few days and saw a malware warning.  All of my websites were hacked, but everything has been cleaned up, passwords have been changed, etc.

During this adventure, I have discovered that two of the top 10 search terms people use to find my website are “today I’m sad” and… drumroll… “vanilla ice penis“.   I… what?  I don’t think I’ve even said the word “penis” on this blog before.  Until now!  Vanilla ice penis searchers, welcome!  I hope you find what you’re looking for!

For the sad people, I offer this:


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